"I’ll marry someone who knows how I take my tea, coffee, and alcohol
And knows when to make which."
- (via totulsaunimic)

(Source: grettypop, via angry-plant)

rapunzelie:

things i don’t own enough of
• lingerie
• candles
• make up
• other useless things that will get me nowhere in life but I want them

(via aphthong)

navigatingstars replied to your post: navigatingstars replied to your post: …

well you can always test it out somehow im sure, and there can still be boobie squeezes once it heals

AGH i want it so bad

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DO IT

no you dont understand i want to SO bad i just worry it wont look good/will hurt too bad/no boobie squeezes??

theblogchoseme:

If I text you back fast its not because Im thirsty its because my phone was in my hand at the time. The waiting to text people back on purpose shit is childish

(via meteoric-war)

unclefather:

shorten:

there’s a lot of weird shit on this site but have you ever seen a peeled lemon

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put her clothes back on

(via trainspitting)

suck-err:

riverplants:

foods dangerous to dogs:

  1. avocadoes
  2. alcohol
  3. raw bread dough
  4. caffeine
  5. chocolate
  6. grapes and raisins
  7. onions and garlic
  8. macadamia nuts
  9. raw salmon
  10. xylitol (artificial sweeteners)

if you have a dog please reblog this

You don’t need to have a dog, everyone just reblog this maybe ok yes

(via liberationator)

tattoosandbeyond:

vtm-kid:

Grab her booty in front of dudes who want her.

Grab her booty in front of women who want you.

Always grab the booty

(Source: grebnesieh, via haileyoffthewall)

micheledesanta:

when ur followers reblog something from you and add terrible commentary

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(via imreallypunkrock)

    mom: how long are you going to listen to that song
    me: centuries